...360 is an entertaining individual.

Do you see this guy?

He is an entertaining individual.

I am one for talking shit as you may know from viewing my youtube videos. However, this guy here.. takes the cake... and the piss while he's at it.

The reason I am wasting a post on this dude is because he is the epitome of what the Australian hip hop scene needs. A clown shoe... and i mean that as an extreme term of endearment. Seriously... being involved with the scene for as long as i have.. it's about time someone with skill can actually hold it down while not taking it seriously. We are in Australia... and emcees here take themselves way too serious... like if they were to let their guard down for a second, that somebody would take a photo of them sucking so much penis. Wtf? it's ok dipshits... it's all in good fun.. even if your content is a little more rough.. settle it down shitbags.

Anyway. 

click >>>HERE<<< to download his latest mixtape. Please Be Seated 2.

I'm sure this opinion isn't for everyone. Matter of fact... this guy gets hated coz he has a sense of humour. Well I can only assume that from comments I've seen from others.

Sixty.. you're alright with me. Haters can dangle between the legs of some fat dude.

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Public Announcement: I KNOW JONATHAN VILLANUEVA!!

Hello.

Due to my lack of appreciation shown to my brother from another udder... I am publicly displaying my affection for this man:

His name is Jonathan Villanueva. You can find him on facebook. Add him and I can guarantee you will not be disappointed. Shit.. He has always managed to keep me entertained during our little catch ups (which are normally over a phone device.. however.. these devices do him no justice [see hat above]).. and I am incredibly hard to please..

So please.. if you see him out.. give him a hug... from me.. and tell him I'm sorry for the lack of mention.. and if he lets you.. you may be lucky enough to kiss him. No tongue. No homo.

Stay messy.

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...Samrai's bday party.. was.. rad... rad... rad..

... okie doke.

I went to the big man Samrai's and Pauly Azzopardi birthday party.. and it was sick.

plenty of people were there.... Samrai (obviously), Nino Brown, Rafa, Fly Girl Tee, Dexter, Eko, Wendy (DirtyDimes), AllDayLeFlay (Deja crew), Dech dizzle, Bubba (my MAN! hadnt seen for ages), Kingsley (KingLee [apparently he's a dj now.. what a sickkkunt]), fuuuuck i could go on forever..

i managed to do a bit of rap singing.. and had a little bit of a dance time. it was at the Ivy but pretentious was out the window and we all had a smash.

Anyway.. I will post pics when i manage to scab them off people... especially Eko and his dope cam... what a dope cam having individual.

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Protien. In the club. You need to shit....

So there is this circumstance that I'm sure these muscle bound individuals are coming across these days.... and that is this little story here....

Once upon a time there was Skinny Joe...

He wanted to be buff... so he took this..

Soon he was looking how he wanted...

So he went to the club to pick up the women!

(yes he had a thing for fatties)

So he goes out lookin like the fly bad guy..

..and was about to get lucky..

(yeah he liked the grannys too)

but then had an uncontrolable urge to shit.. due to the protein.. 

so he sat down on the dirty ass bowel and thought:

'man i can't believe i need to shit right NOW!'

..and left the toilet bowl with complete disregard for other club patrons..

once the word got out he had left such a mess.. nobody would touch him.. so he drank himself retarded.. and fell asleep in the street...

He woke the next morning with a major headache...

..and again needed to shit.... but forgot he was in the street still...

this made him highly unpopular... so he kept shitting til he was skinny again... like so...

so now he is again.. a happy skinny man... with a beautiful girlfriend...

so WHO NEEDS PROTEIN??

Not Skinny Joe...

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..so why you gotta look like a bum?

Is it just me.. or do celebrities go out lookin like a dipshit on purpose. Is this to create mystique? i don't understand it. remember when a star would go out.. even if they were at the grocery store.. all you saw was class? these paparazzi really have everyone lookin like shit on a stick... such as...

Cameron... WTF? Why you lookin all Grimace on us? looks like someone threw some play-doh on your face and went to work.... and that someone was 4 years old..

I know Brit is an easy target.. but damn she's lookin like Jack Nicholson here..

WAIT'LL THEY GET A LOAD O' ME!

Could Kirsten's face look any plainer? I got more intriguing pieces of paper in my printer...

 I would vouch for America on a good day... but it looks like this chick worked at bankstown maccas in 96. I knew i seen her somewhere before...

............. !

..and Nick Cannon... i mean.. you're B-grade son! you gotta hold it down for us in some respect... i mean shiiiit... you just knocked up Mariah. How you gonna walk out like a grown man lookin like he just came out of some shit black comedy from '93. Enough with the jokes Nick..

So yeah...

I'm not sayin that i look a million dollars day in day out.. but these guys have a responsibility to keep the part... and they really are letting it go..... 

don't get me started on mug shots! oh my.

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..ok so this is gonna be a bit boring.. BUUUTTTT..

I finally got my macbook.. so now is the time that you will all suffer at my hand.. quite literally.. as i type out my plans for world domination. (well not to that extreme perhaps.. however.. you will all have to listen to my crap.
here are some dumb ass pics to round this crappy post out..

this isnt funny.. you're a dipshit.^

SCORE!

Bahahahahaa.. this is sorta how my arm got broken at basketball!

...and the guy below may have won the war.. but the battle this kid won on this day is now forever glorified by this pic.. even if he got blasted away... what a way to go out! BLAOW! (literally) OUCH!

Thanks for playing. Goodbye.

..and the Kings... lost... great..

... ok. So the kings didn't play so great last night. There was no hustle... there was no aggression.. shit there was no proper scoring by us done in the entire first half.. disappointed? only slightly.. few factors we need to take in here...

FIRSTLY... this guy.. Luke Martin. He's injured right now but is quick as the PG... not only that but he's not afraid to bump with bigger dudes in the paint and will make an offense move. This was a factor that was missing last night.. TERRIBLY. We were relying too much on out imports for run and gun.. but because they were often marked up on the 45.. or marked tight on the block.. it was difficult to just walk the ball up and get it to them. Luke on the other hand moves the ball himself and is also an offensive threat with his speed... can let you're guard down... so when opponents play off him.. our offense changes immediately.. it spreads.. and we get to play how we want.

SECONDLY... this guy.. Rod Grizzard. 10 points? 10 POINTS? what the fuck bro? you hustled a bit and put the ONLY Kings dunk through.. but honestly.. he played nervous. No ball control.. average positioning on the block... and also.. when NZ would make a push.. he would get frustrated and occasionally throw in a cheap elbow. Tell you what Rod.. how about you meditate before a game so the nerves ease.. shiit have a beer. Thats what I do.
Also... what the hell are you smiling at in this pic? I seen you the other day at Urbanstar and you didn't crack one smile.. the hell? lighten up for the kids bro.

On a side note..

CJ Bruton... this is my boy. Imagine how he felt last night when he was knocking down 3's late in the 4th to clinch the game. Fuckin good I can tell you. He copped a few boo's last night from Kings fans.. so it woulda been satisfying beating the city he once called home. Although he's lost the legs.. he was still by far more aggressive than any of our guards.. and down the stretch showed why he is the veteran.. ending with 10 points when he sat half the game. Well played... however on behalf of Sydney... I don't care much for your antics CJ. hahahahahahaha! All good.. catch you next time you're here...


There were also plenty of people at the game...

Including myself, my wife n kids (you can just spot my daughter beside me), Samrai, Jono and roughly 8500 other people.. considering we used to get max 4000 end of last season.. we did ok. HOWEVER.. seeing as I can get $12 tickets (incl booking fee) you PEOPLE NO LONGER HAVE AN EXCUSE!
Let's get this bitch to capacity so we can win that next home game.

Anyway...


Thanks for playing. Goodbye.