Ok...
So happy new year knuckleheads.. hope your christmas was dandy and that your mum got you exactly what you asked for.
I had an interesting holiday due to the public health system (MAN I NEED PRIVATE HEALTH COVER)
My daughter was booked in for a tonsillectomy on the 21st of Decmeber.. and she was supposed to rest up until the 4th of January... then we were gonna roll down to Adelaide to see my in-laws..
OH SHIT! YOU THINK SO LEE? NO THANK YOU MATE!
So I starve my daughter damn near the entire day of the 21st.. just to be told at 5pm, 'Sorry, we ran out of time.. we MIGHT be able to see her on the 6th'.
Well didnt that make my life fun? I had already accepted two gigs over the xmas new year period.. and now I get this shitface doctor telling me its a no go.
My fault. I don't have private health care. New years resolution.
Anyway.... ended up getting down to Adelaide. Not much to do there.. but I must say.. the people there were pleasant and helpful. That's nice... fucking Sydney people do my head in sometimes.. especially when I go to the movies in Adelaide (well Norwood to be exact) and the gentleman behind the counter took the time to explain what was the better popcorn deal.. regardless of the fuck off line behind us. What patience.. what unmatched athleticism... I mean he was so graceful.. like a ballerina. (that last part will only make sense to fans of Michael Jordan).
Other news... Brisbane people do not fear... you now have wet and wild in your city... literally.
Minus the high possibility of death... i think you guys (if you are fit and confident in your swimming capabilites) should take full advantage of the ability to swim in your street. Watch for debris!!
DISCLAIMER: Floods are serious. Do not joke about them... just survive them.
I will be up on this regular this year.. sorry for the delay...
other than that... be good to eachother... MONKEYS!
Thanks for playing. Goodbye.
