Attention Rappers: You do NOT have to be a hard cunt.

I consider myself a good judge of character.. and as of late it has become painfully apparent that the Australian hip hop scene especially feels the need to portray themselves as the hardest of cunts.

Why?

I didn't grow up in the nicest of areas.. Bankstown/Sefton circa 84-99... so i personally know about the whole shooting/stabbing/muggung/killing/raping etc thing. How come its a person like me that is the only one with a sense of humour?

Must I plead with the next rapper I see to fuck off with the facade? If you have really truly grown up in a hostile environment.. wouldnt you want to  improve your life... maybe move on from the social and political ties that bind you to your respective area? or are you just that much of a dumb shit that you choose to use these fantastic rap words to describe a lifestyle that you are actually quite happy to live within?

Then there is the shameful exception.. the person that grew up on the other side of the bridge with the parents that bought them whatever they wanted.. but they never had cred... so now they put on more of a show in order to up their rep. You sir can fuck so far off that you are no longer recognised as part of our galaxy. Fags. Thats a wonderful 9mm Glock you have there.. what was that? you have a licence and your dad bought you the gun? well thats just swell. Idiot.

This was quite the rant today. No apologies however.. all I ask Mr. Rap Guy From Australia That Feels The Need To Prove Themselves Constantly.... is that you tone it down.. don't be scared to be the real you. It doesnt hurt.

... and just so you know.. I can tell who you are... really. Don't cry. There there.

Thanks for playing. Goodbye.