Protien. In the club. You need to shit....

So there is this circumstance that I'm sure these muscle bound individuals are coming across these days.... and that is this little story here....

Once upon a time there was Skinny Joe...

He wanted to be buff... so he took this..

Soon he was looking how he wanted...

So he went to the club to pick up the women!

(yes he had a thing for fatties)

So he goes out lookin like the fly bad guy..

..and was about to get lucky..

(yeah he liked the grannys too)

but then had an uncontrolable urge to shit.. due to the protein.. 

so he sat down on the dirty ass bowel and thought:

'man i can't believe i need to shit right NOW!'

..and left the toilet bowl with complete disregard for other club patrons..

once the word got out he had left such a mess.. nobody would touch him.. so he drank himself retarded.. and fell asleep in the street...

He woke the next morning with a major headache...

..and again needed to shit.... but forgot he was in the street still...

this made him highly unpopular... so he kept shitting til he was skinny again... like so...

so now he is again.. a happy skinny man... with a beautiful girlfriend...

so WHO NEEDS PROTEIN??

Not Skinny Joe...

Thanks for playing. Goodbye.