...Samrai's bday party.. was.. rad... rad... rad..

... okie doke.

I went to the big man Samrai's and Pauly Azzopardi birthday party.. and it was sick.

plenty of people were there.... Samrai (obviously), Nino Brown, Rafa, Fly Girl Tee, Dexter, Eko, Wendy (DirtyDimes), AllDayLeFlay (Deja crew), Dech dizzle, Bubba (my MAN! hadnt seen for ages), Kingsley (KingLee [apparently he's a dj now.. what a sickkkunt]), fuuuuck i could go on forever..

i managed to do a bit of rap singing.. and had a little bit of a dance time. it was at the Ivy but pretentious was out the window and we all had a smash.

Anyway.. I will post pics when i manage to scab them off people... especially Eko and his dope cam... what a dope cam having individual.

Thanks for playing. Goodbye.

Protien. In the club. You need to shit....

So there is this circumstance that I'm sure these muscle bound individuals are coming across these days.... and that is this little story here....

Once upon a time there was Skinny Joe...

He wanted to be buff... so he took this..

Soon he was looking how he wanted...

So he went to the club to pick up the women!

(yes he had a thing for fatties)

So he goes out lookin like the fly bad guy..

..and was about to get lucky..

(yeah he liked the grannys too)

but then had an uncontrolable urge to shit.. due to the protein.. 

so he sat down on the dirty ass bowel and thought:

'man i can't believe i need to shit right NOW!'

..and left the toilet bowl with complete disregard for other club patrons..

once the word got out he had left such a mess.. nobody would touch him.. so he drank himself retarded.. and fell asleep in the street...

He woke the next morning with a major headache...

..and again needed to shit.... but forgot he was in the street still...

this made him highly unpopular... so he kept shitting til he was skinny again... like so...

so now he is again.. a happy skinny man... with a beautiful girlfriend...

so WHO NEEDS PROTEIN??

Not Skinny Joe...

Thanks for playing. Goodbye.

..so why you gotta look like a bum?

Is it just me.. or do celebrities go out lookin like a dipshit on purpose. Is this to create mystique? i don't understand it. remember when a star would go out.. even if they were at the grocery store.. all you saw was class? these paparazzi really have everyone lookin like shit on a stick... such as...

Cameron... WTF? Why you lookin all Grimace on us? looks like someone threw some play-doh on your face and went to work.... and that someone was 4 years old..

I know Brit is an easy target.. but damn she's lookin like Jack Nicholson here..

WAIT'LL THEY GET A LOAD O' ME!

Could Kirsten's face look any plainer? I got more intriguing pieces of paper in my printer...

 I would vouch for America on a good day... but it looks like this chick worked at bankstown maccas in 96. I knew i seen her somewhere before...

............. !

..and Nick Cannon... i mean.. you're B-grade son! you gotta hold it down for us in some respect... i mean shiiiit... you just knocked up Mariah. How you gonna walk out like a grown man lookin like he just came out of some shit black comedy from '93. Enough with the jokes Nick..

So yeah...

I'm not sayin that i look a million dollars day in day out.. but these guys have a responsibility to keep the part... and they really are letting it go..... 

don't get me started on mug shots! oh my.

Thanks for playing. Goodbye!

..ok so this is gonna be a bit boring.. BUUUTTTT..

I finally got my macbook.. so now is the time that you will all suffer at my hand.. quite literally.. as i type out my plans for world domination. (well not to that extreme perhaps.. however.. you will all have to listen to my crap.
here are some dumb ass pics to round this crappy post out..

this isnt funny.. you're a dipshit.^

SCORE!

Bahahahahaa.. this is sorta how my arm got broken at basketball!

...and the guy below may have won the war.. but the battle this kid won on this day is now forever glorified by this pic.. even if he got blasted away... what a way to go out! BLAOW! (literally) OUCH!

Thanks for playing. Goodbye.

..and the Kings... lost... great..

... ok. So the kings didn't play so great last night. There was no hustle... there was no aggression.. shit there was no proper scoring by us done in the entire first half.. disappointed? only slightly.. few factors we need to take in here...

FIRSTLY... this guy.. Luke Martin. He's injured right now but is quick as the PG... not only that but he's not afraid to bump with bigger dudes in the paint and will make an offense move. This was a factor that was missing last night.. TERRIBLY. We were relying too much on out imports for run and gun.. but because they were often marked up on the 45.. or marked tight on the block.. it was difficult to just walk the ball up and get it to them. Luke on the other hand moves the ball himself and is also an offensive threat with his speed... can let you're guard down... so when opponents play off him.. our offense changes immediately.. it spreads.. and we get to play how we want.

SECONDLY... this guy.. Rod Grizzard. 10 points? 10 POINTS? what the fuck bro? you hustled a bit and put the ONLY Kings dunk through.. but honestly.. he played nervous. No ball control.. average positioning on the block... and also.. when NZ would make a push.. he would get frustrated and occasionally throw in a cheap elbow. Tell you what Rod.. how about you meditate before a game so the nerves ease.. shiit have a beer. Thats what I do.
Also... what the hell are you smiling at in this pic? I seen you the other day at Urbanstar and you didn't crack one smile.. the hell? lighten up for the kids bro.

On a side note..

CJ Bruton... this is my boy. Imagine how he felt last night when he was knocking down 3's late in the 4th to clinch the game. Fuckin good I can tell you. He copped a few boo's last night from Kings fans.. so it woulda been satisfying beating the city he once called home. Although he's lost the legs.. he was still by far more aggressive than any of our guards.. and down the stretch showed why he is the veteran.. ending with 10 points when he sat half the game. Well played... however on behalf of Sydney... I don't care much for your antics CJ. hahahahahahaha! All good.. catch you next time you're here...


There were also plenty of people at the game...

Including myself, my wife n kids (you can just spot my daughter beside me), Samrai, Jono and roughly 8500 other people.. considering we used to get max 4000 end of last season.. we did ok. HOWEVER.. seeing as I can get $12 tickets (incl booking fee) you PEOPLE NO LONGER HAVE AN EXCUSE!
Let's get this bitch to capacity so we can win that next home game.

Anyway...


Thanks for playing. Goodbye.

... and the word for the day is..

FUCK.

why? because i said so.

Why is it that money is such a contributing factor to people's happiness? as much as i hate to admit it.. i am also a victim of this notion. sucks huh?

I mean.. you have arguments with your family about things.. but one way or another i think you can link it to money... and man it makes people ugly.. those who have none want some.. and those who have it want more. How can you win?
Who's with me in robbing a bank? seriously.. or at least just breaking some ATM's? come OONNN it'll be fun.. think about it.. a ute... some chain.. maybe a baseball bat or two? we'll be rich! or at least a little better off than we are now.

On some other brief news.. The Sydney Kings play tomorrow night against CJ Bruton and the New Zealand Breakers. Can't wait.. matter of fact i'm taking the whole family. I actually got to a point where i could get $10 tickets.. thanks to all the people that hit me up about that.. we ended up getting like 3 rows worth of people in there.. good way to spread the word people... BLAOW!

So anyway.. if anyone wants to donate to my happiness... feel free.. i'm accepting all forns of payment. Cash, Credit, Debit or PAYPAL!

Thanks for playing. Goodbye.

..so my cast is off... whoop!

... and then I get to the fracture clinic.. pumped that i'm gettin my cast off... can't wait...

so they saw that bitch off AAANNNNDDD... it's still broken..

so i'm pissed off.. but not rightfully so. See after finding all the answers i need on GOOGLE! (i swear.. the sympathy I get from google is far superior to fracture clinic at concord hospital), i find out that it can take up to 5 months for this type of fracture to heal properly. Ok then.

Oh and heres a bit of useless information for you... it is referred to as a nightstick fracture. It conjured up a particular image from where I grew up (Bankstown).... and sure enough in my 'googling',  it confirmed that when you guard yourself from an officer beating you the fuck down with a nightstick.. it will break your arm in a particular way. The thing I wanna know is how in the hell this sort of terminology became 'run of the mill' in the medical profession? There actually must of been a stage (unless it's ongoing), where it was so common for people to be victim of police bashings that they named a whole fracture type after it. AWESOME!

Maybe they should refer to it as a 'Don King fracture'... that paints the picture much clearer for me. Yes, I went there.

anyway... check my youtube channel for more crap talking HERE

(same thing as the blog.. except you get to see my ugly face....

Thanks for playing. Goodbye.

..the Sydney Kings need friends.. *tear

..quite seriously...

what's with the lack of home team support here. I know a lot of people that love basketball but are hesitant to push the Kings...
See me? I'm a fan of basketball in general.. so perhaps I'm bias.. shiiiit i even watched Barcelona smash my Lakers.. but damn people need to make at least the slightest of effort if we're to have a chance of not just winning.. but SURVIVING!

Let's be honest.. it's not the most exciting league.. but it would be if people focused on it more..  I'm not a fan of constant fast break, text-book layups.. but hey.. lets pump a few dollars in and get a killer import huh? THAT'S THE WAY! Besides.. you seen kids ball these days? outta control.. and when they hit the league with it? game over.. just like my knuckles.. (especially some of the comin up African kids... MEEAANN).

be a critic.. be a fuckin hater.. lord knows i know how to deal with you shitheads.


Thanks for playing. Goodbye.

..and for the record.. they weren't ALL in the clouds..

.. then my wife and I picked up McDonald's on the way to Urban star..

Thank God these kids weren't the arrogant shits I thought they might be (harsh?).. even the cocky ones had a sense of humility. Nice. Now it seems though that they aren't confident enough. I just can't win here! fuck.
I ended up having a chat with Chauncey Black about it all and we came to the same conclusion.. we need to teach these kids to hustle. To be aggressive artists.. and it's true.
When I was mixing and recording in 2004 in LA.. I was living it up.. rubbing shoulders with celebrities... recording in studios that my idols had recorded in but in the back of my mind I was always thinking that I could never brag about this at home.. they'd think I'm a dickhead.. even my closest friends. Why can't I be happy to tell people my accomplishments in Australia? Because we, on a whole, are a bunch of jealous fucks that can't see past our own insecurities.. let alone help another get over theirs. Well.. it stops here in my opinion. I now know my role in the hip hop/RnB scene.. and thats to help out these younger kids trying to push.. and being behind them to give them confidence that they can do it.. so stand in my way.. i dare you. Thanks to this internet thingy I can call you out if you're caught trying to degrade kids that are talented and trying to work... and I don't mind making you look stupid. Trust me. Hahaha.

Anyway.. congrats to Imelda (winner) and all the other guys and girls that performed.. you done well.

sooo.. heres some pics...

Myslef, Chancey and my wife Veronica

Myself and Miracle (have to check this guy and his crew here)

NICEST DUDE!

Myself and Ryan Buckland (young dude helpin youth push.. check him out)

Myself and Kishan (all round hustler.. hahaha good to catch up Kish)

So... watch this space... coz I will be plugging the kids that deserve it..

starting with Miracle! hahahaha. BLAOW!

Thanks for playing! Goodbye.

URBANSTAR today.. bring the raw talent.. keep the ego kids..

.. and then today I'm off to judge Urbanstar. Let's hope these kids are humble and don't have their heads ENTIRELY up their ass.

One thing I can't stand about young talent these days is the arrogance they assume they're supposed to have being in the hip hop or RnB scene... whatever happened to coolin out and respecting the fact that you got a looooonnnnngggg way to go before you get ANYWHERE and that you truthfully probably won't have the staying power to make a career out of it. It is more of a job than a JOB... ya dig?
I should know.. I've been signed to a major label and had to write, rehearse, sign hundreds of things for competitions, do interviews answering the same fucking questions and just generally overly immerse myself in music related business... some aspects were awesome and unforgettable... some weren't so much. At the end of the day... I've done a lot more than most kids would do in an entire life with a music career.. ALL before I was 25..  no bragging... just that these kids need to respect the fact that if they wanna go further... they need to tone down the ego.. about 70 notches...

Anyway.. right now I'm sounding like a bitter old man.. hahahahahaha..

I honestly just hope these kids impress me.. and leave the bullshit at the door... bring the talent.



PS on the topic.. check out my new music here

its just chilled and honest... soul vibe.

see you tomorrow..

Thanks for playing. Goodbye.

...and thus... it begins... and i'm not gay...

what is going on?

this is now on where you will see my blog happen.... DUH!

mostly my opinion on stuff. which starts now...

is it considered Murphy's law when you try to start a blog.. but the guy that owns YOUR NAME for it is already on here and gay? not that i give too much of a shit about his sexual preference, but he is quite the opposite of me..
it is going to be awesome when he gets hits because of me.. and when i get gays tryna fuck me because of him... hahahahah
EVERYBODY WINS!!'

.. this will HOPEFULLY be daily.. so enjoy...

...oh and suck my balls. NO HOMO (i'm not this guy right here... BLAOW!!!)

shouts to Wendy (smash her here..) who put me onto this... I will pay you back by makking you some bedroom music.. fo yo ASS!

thanks for playing. Goodbye.